English added by me :)
Movie Reality Bites (1994) with Winona Ryder.
The signs as out of context quotes from Reality Bites
Pisces: man you are in the bell jar
Scorpio: hey I'm a non-practicing virgin
Taurus: it's just too psychotic in here now
Capricorn: didn't you get my espresso yourself memo
Libra: I win the big commitment cook off and you just run away
Gemini: I'm not a valedictorian but I play one on tv
Cancer: it was never meat loaf
Virgo: if I don't know where to go I'll get there
Sagittarius: I was this close to selling fruit at intersections
Leo: I'm Audi 5000
Aries: Melrose place is a really good show
Aquarius: don't bogart that can, man
song 1: Aankhein Khuli - Multiple (Mohabbatein OST)
song 2: Emergency Room - Izi (Sassy Girl OST)
English added by me :)
I realize it’s just because they’re trying to introduce the audience to the concept of Pokemon and everything but nothing will ever be funnier to me than prof oak being like “these are creatures called Pokemon, they live in all sorts of environments!” like imagine if you met a biology professor and they were like ‘I’ve been studying these intriguing creatures called “animals’
I maintain that Pokemon starts to make a lot more sense when you stop thinking of the Professors as biologists and start thinking of them as children’s science communicators, which, in a world where children as young as 10 are expected to make their way in a world populated by superpowered fauna almost entirely alone, stands as an important and laudable career. “There are 150 animals” becomes the in-universe equivalent of “There are three states of matter.” There’s too much information in this field to dump on a grade-schooler all at once, so Professor Oak is here to mete out animal facts as they become relevant in an easy-to-understand way.
That being said, I would love to see what kind of shit the real Pokemon biologists are on. I’m just imagining some disheveled, overcaffienated researcher writing a grant proposal for their study on why certain wingull seem to evolve into pelipper faster when they hatched in the winter or something. There’s bird shit on their glasses. They haven’t left the lighthouse in months. This is their life’s work. Ash Ketchum doesn’t need to know about real Pokémon biology.
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